With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back. ~Russian proverb
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback. ~Bill Copeland
I decided with this whole blog thing, I wouldn't dare "babble" about anything unless I felt inspired. Tonight, my friend Jennie Pate and I rented a movied called "The Invention of Lying." Which was a total BOO!!! We got through about 20 minutes of it. All anyone would do is tell the truth (which I truly recommend). Except for the guy named Mark. He decided to lie about everything that would get him exactly what he wanted. Money. The job he was fired from. The girl who was out of his league. Blah, blah, and one more effing blah. Typical, typical guy. Why do guys lie to get their way and manipulate girls? Well, we dont have the answers nor the time, do we ladies? We then decided to turn this yawn movie off. (I would rather walk in Abercrombie and Fitch and listen to the disturbingly loud techno music not being able to hear my own thoughts, while getting sprayed in the face every 4 seconds by their 5 different fragances.) We then turn to Lifetime, not by my choice, sorry Jennie, don't defriend me, I'm only be HONEST. Thus, the reason I'm writing this post. Not to mention the reason I hate most guys. ( They are liars!! Sorry, that was past frustration coming back to surface). The movie on is called "Lying to be Perfect." At this time I'm thinking holy macaroni. Lying. People lie all the time. Do people not realize eventually the truth comes out. And eventually, it will kick you in the brown eye. For those who are slow....the brown eye is better recognized as your butthole. Anyway. Back to lying. My advice to everyone is......drum roll, please....everyone open your ears.......next time you think "Ohh hey, I think I'm just gonna lie." Don't do it. You may hurt someone's feelings but at least you know you didn't lie. That alone should make you feel like a whole new person. And maybe, just maybe, it will be the beginning of good things to come. Speaking of good things to come....I finally got a "big girl" bed. I'm just waiting for my "big girl" mattresses to get here so the outter 3 inches will be filled in. This full size mattress in my queen wood frame isn't exactly working out. But that's another blog and this Pink Truck is making me tired.....Stay fly, don't lie.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. ~Winston Churchill
Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie. ~Author Unknown
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Okay for starters the whole movie "The invention of lying," was a total drag! May I say, "Yuck Mouth!" The other Movie, "Personal Effects,I had already watched. So the only show I wanted to watch was Lifetime my favorite! This particular tv show always has something inspiring such as lying, love,sex, and straight up bitchness! so you quit your bitching and let my dog finish her buisness!! ha ha ha love your friend Jennie & HoJOE
ReplyDelete..oh ashtyn, you are funny to me.....i wish there was some sort of audio blog of you reading it aloud so it would sound funnier, more southern, and spoken 48 times faster than i read it..
ReplyDeleteYou speak the truth.Boys do lie.Wait until you finally find you a MAN!I don't think you've dated one yet:) No offense to "what's his face."
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